The Yes or No Oracle
One question. One orb. Zero mercy.
Think of your yes-or-no question.
The oracle is for entertainment only. It is not liable for questionable life choices.
The orb does not do nuance. Ask it the thing you have been texting your group chat about all week, tap, and receive your verdict.
Fair warning: the oracle is sassy, it is occasionally indecisive, and it has never once told anyone to “trust the process.” Zero mercy, guaranteed.
